2 bits of nonsense from this week's press:-
Nonsense 1, what is it about jail that helps convicted criminals " find god "? Latest one is ex-armed robber Mathew Martinson who, after serving his sentence has now " qualified " as a priest ( who needs priests? it's more plumbers we need! ) .
Said new priest claims " God said to me you have a choice to accept or reject me". He continues " to look back where I've come from to where I am now, is to see God's grace at work".
Nonsense 2, hundreds of Brazilian evangelists are heading to South Africa for the footbal World Cup competition to " convert, preach and bolster their churches' flocks ( sic ) on the continent. They will be focussing on fans from North Korea ( they regard them as godless ) since they prayed for that country to qualify for the competition AND that it would be in the same group as Brazil. They " glorified God for the opportunity to announce to the Korean fans the message of Jesus ".
Unfortunately, God has come up a little short because the North Korean regime will ensure that only a very few selected of its population will make the trip!
Nonsense 1, what is it about jail that helps convicted criminals " find god "? Latest one is ex-armed robber Mathew Martinson who, after serving his sentence has now " qualified " as a priest ( who needs priests? it's more plumbers we need! ) .
Said new priest claims " God said to me you have a choice to accept or reject me". He continues " to look back where I've come from to where I am now, is to see God's grace at work".
Nonsense 2, hundreds of Brazilian evangelists are heading to South Africa for the footbal World Cup competition to " convert, preach and bolster their churches' flocks ( sic ) on the continent. They will be focussing on fans from North Korea ( they regard them as godless ) since they prayed for that country to qualify for the competition AND that it would be in the same group as Brazil. They " glorified God for the opportunity to announce to the Korean fans the message of Jesus ".
Unfortunately, God has come up a little short because the North Korean regime will ensure that only a very few selected of its population will make the trip!
A man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
