That's why I can't get with the Illuminati. What's the point of setting in motion diabolical plans to enslave a Hell-bound humanity, upset the divine order of things, and thwart God's will in a power grab if you're going to leave clues as to your intentions in iPad commercials that any crackpot with a Bible can decipher?
Subtlety, people!
I'll bet they also try to assassinate their enemies in needlessly involved, time-consuming ways after they have left the room so the victim can escape unnoticed, kill some uniformed stooges, and destroy the entire volcano fortress before making his escape in a speed boat. It's just amateur hour on the Dark Side.
Sincerely,
The Third Guy in the Buffet Line
Subtlety, people!
I'll bet they also try to assassinate their enemies in needlessly involved, time-consuming ways after they have left the room so the victim can escape unnoticed, kill some uniformed stooges, and destroy the entire volcano fortress before making his escape in a speed boat. It's just amateur hour on the Dark Side.
Sincerely,
The Third Guy in the Buffet Line
