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'Merica gets punked by russians: Europeans better learn to speak russian
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'Merica gets punked by russians: Europeans better learn to speak russian
http://www.militarytimes.com/story/milit.../82979184/

Turns out it was a big missunderstanding taken from USS Donald Cook recordings:
(read in thick russian/english accent)
Russian Mig: U-S-S Don-old Cok, Dis IZ Go-st Rye-der, Request-ink Fly By.

USS D/C: Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full, oh and you are a russian jet so really no.

Russian Mig cockpit voice 2: neyet- Pav, I do nut, t-ink dis iz guud idea.

Russian cockpit voice 1: Sorry gusse, I t-ink it time to buuz A-meican Dess-troyer

Apparently they just got "top gun" in Russia.


Either that or Russia thinks our limp wristed president is a joke, because he doesn't have the balls to keep 'sissy boys' out of the girls bathroom, and they are testing boundaries and trying to determine how much of Europe they can take before we cut off our supply of movies and blue jeans...

So... all you European members better start brushing up on your Russian. can you say "Muuse and squri-well"
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'Merica gets punked by russians: Europeans better learn to speak russian - by Drich - April 14, 2016 at 2:00 pm

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