AF Christmas Carol 2016-Lyric Suggestions

[Aroura]

Ok, so what do people like for the first phrase?  A few have been suggested, but I don't see any really catching on.

Here are the rest of the ones that seem popular.  We'll need to narrow it down just a bit more, and come up with a 1st day phrase.  
Two Threats of leaving
Three Kitten memes (or 3 Walls of Text)
Four More Stupid Polls
Five Brand New Reps
Six Theists Praying
Seven Spammers Spamming
Eight Mods a-Modding
Nine Flamers Flaming
Ten Puppets Socking (or ten double postings)
Eleven Lurkers Lurking
Twelve Trolls a-Trolling

I like most of them. The kitten memes and walls of text aren't my favorites for three.  I don't love five brand new reps or ten puppets socking. I'm down for all the rest.

I think what we'll do is just keep going until we can largely agree on what the lyrics are. Thanks a ton for taking on rounding up all of the ideas. I appreciate it a bunch. Pretty please keep doing it.

Since I'm not liking a few, it's only fair I come up with some more suggestions.

Three necro threads
Five mortal sins
Ten asses blowing (in reference to Min's ass blowing comments)

I like the necro threads AND the mortal sins quite a lot!