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RE: Would you like to play a game??
January 29, 2017 at 5:37 pm
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 7:43 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 7:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by GUBU - January 30, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 30, 2017 at 3:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 7:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by TheRealJoeFish - January 28, 2017 at 8:51 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:56 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 28, 2017 at 8:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:24 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 7:24 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 28, 2017 at 9:10 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 8:24 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:28 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:32 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:27 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 28, 2017 at 8:49 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 8:53 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 8:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 9:03 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - January 28, 2017 at 8:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 8:51 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 9:04 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 9:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by TheRealJoeFish - January 29, 2017 at 12:46 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 28, 2017 at 9:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 9:14 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 9:15 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 28, 2017 at 9:15 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 28, 2017 at 9:20 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 28, 2017 at 9:17 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aroura - January 28, 2017 at 9:18 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by abaris - January 28, 2017 at 9:19 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 28, 2017 at 10:43 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 12:17 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aroura - January 29, 2017 at 12:20 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 1:22 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aroura - January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - January 29, 2017 at 4:35 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 29, 2017 at 5:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 30, 2017 at 4:09 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by GUBU - January 30, 2017 at 4:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 30, 2017 at 4:56 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 30, 2017 at 7:21 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 5:50 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 6:59 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 8:31 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 8:33 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 8:35 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 12:37 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by downbeatplumb - January 29, 2017 at 6:23 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by JuliaL - January 29, 2017 at 6:06 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 6:09 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 5, 2017 at 5:44 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by downbeatplumb - February 5, 2017 at 6:10 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 6:47 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Longhorn - January 29, 2017 at 6:54 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aegon - January 29, 2017 at 9:21 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 9:03 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Longhorn - January 29, 2017 at 9:13 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 10:00 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 4:40 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 5:33 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:19 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 8:23 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 8:25 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 29, 2017 at 8:26 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 5:08 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by paulpablo - January 29, 2017 at 5:37 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 8:40 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by paulpablo - January 29, 2017 at 9:05 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2017 at 5:38 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 5:43 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2017 at 5:45 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 29, 2017 at 5:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - January 29, 2017 at 5:59 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 6:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by GUBU - January 30, 2017 at 4:00 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - January 29, 2017 at 6:39 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 6:46 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2017 at 7:14 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:35 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 8:36 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Astreja - January 29, 2017 at 8:44 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 8:44 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 8:52 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 29, 2017 at 10:10 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 11:15 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 9:10 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 9:12 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - January 29, 2017 at 9:30 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 29, 2017 at 10:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 30, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - January 30, 2017 at 3:58 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Wise Joker - January 30, 2017 at 9:13 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 4:34 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Wise Joker - January 31, 2017 at 4:48 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 5:27 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Wise Joker - January 31, 2017 at 5:40 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 6:38 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 7:41 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 7:45 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by GUBU - January 31, 2017 at 9:23 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 9:58 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 10:02 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by GUBU - January 31, 2017 at 10:04 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 10:08 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 10:00 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 10:09 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - January 31, 2017 at 10:11 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 31, 2017 at 10:14 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 5, 2017 at 6:20 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 10:29 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 13, 2017 at 1:50 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 12:29 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Longhorn - January 31, 2017 at 12:50 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aegon - January 31, 2017 at 2:15 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - January 31, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Longhorn - January 31, 2017 at 3:45 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 31, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2017 at 3:10 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pgrimes15 - January 31, 2017 at 5:28 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - January 31, 2017 at 6:01 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 1, 2017 at 4:58 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 5, 2017 at 6:24 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aegon - February 5, 2017 at 1:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 5, 2017 at 6:30 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 5, 2017 at 9:19 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 5, 2017 at 3:21 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Aegon - February 5, 2017 at 3:25 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 5, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 5, 2017 at 3:42 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 12, 2017 at 12:07 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 5, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2017 at 11:34 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2017 at 5:10 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2017 at 12:14 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 6, 2017 at 5:52 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - February 6, 2017 at 6:35 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 6, 2017 at 6:42 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - February 6, 2017 at 7:07 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 6, 2017 at 7:09 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2017 at 7:09 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Sal - February 6, 2017 at 6:36 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 6, 2017 at 9:11 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 10:02 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 6, 2017 at 10:05 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2017 at 10:25 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 12:13 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 6, 2017 at 11:39 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 12:17 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 6, 2017 at 9:15 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Violet - February 6, 2017 at 11:07 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2017 at 11:33 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by MTL - February 6, 2017 at 12:38 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 6, 2017 at 3:46 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 7, 2017 at 6:42 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by GUBU - February 7, 2017 at 3:49 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 6, 2017 at 3:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2017 at 4:06 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2017 at 6:18 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 7, 2017 at 9:12 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - February 12, 2017 at 11:55 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 7, 2017 at 10:09 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 12, 2017 at 11:47 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 12, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 13, 2017 at 1:51 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 13, 2017 at 8:19 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 12, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 12, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Mystical - February 12, 2017 at 10:51 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Alex K - February 12, 2017 at 4:07 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by HairyCyclist - February 12, 2017 at 6:12 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - February 13, 2017 at 2:16 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 13, 2017 at 9:37 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 13, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 13, 2017 at 1:02 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - February 14, 2017 at 9:31 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 14, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Athene - February 14, 2017 at 9:49 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 13, 2017 at 10:07 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 14, 2017 at 9:59 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 14, 2017 at 10:55 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Exian - February 15, 2017 at 10:05 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 17, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 17, 2017 at 3:52 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 17, 2017 at 4:37 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2017 at 8:37 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 17, 2017 at 8:45 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Cyberman - February 17, 2017 at 4:45 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 17, 2017 at 4:49 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by brewer - February 17, 2017 at 9:48 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 18, 2017 at 5:15 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 20, 2017 at 7:56 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - February 20, 2017 at 8:01 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 20, 2017 at 8:16 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by The Valkyrie - February 20, 2017 at 9:24 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by PETE_ROSE - February 27, 2017 at 7:21 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 27, 2017 at 7:27 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by PETE_ROSE - February 27, 2017 at 7:42 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Little lunch - February 28, 2017 at 2:47 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Sal - February 28, 2017 at 6:29 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Little lunch - February 28, 2017 at 6:45 am
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by pocaracas - March 1, 2017 at 4:53 pm
RE: Would you like to play a game?? - by Edwardo Piet - March 1, 2017 at 5:03 pm

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