Do you and yours wear thermal under clothes when the weather gets cold?

[Rev. Rye]

Heater. We've got a lot of instruments lying about and they tend to not take too kindly to being left in unheated homes during the Chicago winter. Also, have you even tried playing guitar with winter gloves on your fingers? Also, masturbation is not terribly convenient in an unheated home in the winter.

That said, outside, I have a pretty standardised protocol for clothes:

• Below freezing: Break out the Earmuffs.
  
• 32-50: Don't leave home without your leather jacket.
  
• 50-68: Plaid shirt and long pants.
  
• 68-90: T-shirt and shorts.
  
• 90+: Avoid dark clothing.
  

And then there's two other ends to the scale that don't have clothing recommendations and are more a general "don't go outside (except maybe in a car with AC/Heating on) for longer than you have to.

• 10 and under: Snowpiercer
  
• 95+: Arrakis.