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The Universe
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The Universe
Now, I don't care what school you graduated from a which guru you follow but I swear the universe is flat! Razz
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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The Universe - by Haipule - June 23, 2019 at 9:02 pm
RE: The Universe - by LadyForCamus - June 23, 2019 at 9:19 pm
RE: The Universe - by Haipule - June 23, 2019 at 9:35 pm
RE: The Universe - by Losty - June 23, 2019 at 9:20 pm
RE: The Universe - by Fireball - June 23, 2019 at 10:40 pm
RE: The Universe - by brewer - June 23, 2019 at 10:46 pm
RE: The Universe - by vulcanlogician - June 23, 2019 at 11:07 pm
RE: The Universe - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 24, 2019 at 5:44 am
RE: The Universe - by Little lunch - June 24, 2019 at 7:29 am
RE: The Universe - by popeyespappy - June 24, 2019 at 7:34 am
RE: The Universe - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 24, 2019 at 7:39 am
RE: The Universe - by brewer - June 24, 2019 at 9:56 am
RE: The Universe - by Anomalocaris - June 24, 2019 at 3:20 pm
RE: The Universe - by Haipule - June 25, 2019 at 1:54 am
RE: The Universe - by Anomalocaris - June 25, 2019 at 4:02 am
RE: The Universe - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 25, 2019 at 6:59 am
RE: The Universe - by LastPoet - June 25, 2019 at 8:13 am
RE: The Universe - by chimp3 - June 24, 2019 at 8:42 pm
RE: The Universe - by Aegon - June 24, 2019 at 10:02 pm
RE: The Universe - by Losty - June 25, 2019 at 3:17 am

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