Fear of death

[Whateverist]

.. you on one side, I on the other and at the end of time and the beginning of eternity we'll see who was right in their belief.

This will seem like nit picking to you, Godschild, but there can be no beginning of eternity. This makes my point about how your believe in zombiehood clouds your appreciation of the life you definitely have right now. Eternity not only includes now but the bitch of it for you is that the only eternity possible for us is what can be found in now. Toss now aside and you are truly screwed. Well I guess you do have whatever satisfaction it is you find in anticipating your future career as a zombie. That is something that you have now and I don't.

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Let us pray. Oh God most mighty please possess us too. Make us zombies for christ. Oh use us as you will oh lord and master. Our only wish is to be your zombies forever, licking your boots when they become soiled and eating the brains of all who resist the zombiehood you have made available for the righteous. Amen.

What if God actually answers your prayer, what then?

Sorry, I forgot to answer your question. Believe me no one could be any more surprised that I. But that's what Thorazine is for, right?

But let's give you the benefit of the hypothetical. I guess I'd say I was just kidding and that I didn't really want to be a zombie or make other zombies for him or lick his boots. I'd tell him I was pretty disappointed if this was how he chose to wield his hocus pocus powers. But eventually I'd have to wake up cause shit this weird only belongs in our dreams.