RE: Fucking Governmnent...
March 13, 2012 at 1:31 pm
(This post was last modified: March 13, 2012 at 1:32 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(March 13, 2012 at 2:42 am)theVOID Wrote: Your TSA can't find a terrorist with a bomb strapped to his balls, I don't think they'll have a fucking shit show of finding illicit material by collating fragmented data on a hard disk.
That's because we Americans have abnormally large balls (which, incidentally, are also made of steel, completely spoofing metal detectors at every turn), so it's difficult to tell where the balls end and the bomb begins from a sidescan...It all looks perfectly normal to the guy behind the screen.
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