RE: Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
March 15, 2012 at 4:24 pm
(This post was last modified: March 15, 2012 at 4:27 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
That all MRE's are in fact processed tuna products, or catfood. I used to argue for this incessently, no one could tell me otherwise (still can't, btw). Needless to say, the nickname "Big Tuna" stuck (which I always thought was ironic, considering the size of a tuna to begin with..or maybe they were just making ironic dick jokes).
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