Check out this moron!

[Cinjin]

Allow me to pick this apart for a moment ....

This morning my sister n law woke me up saying "your mother is sick & needs you to come & pray for her. I rushed as fast as I could to her house to pray for her. When I arrived I found that my mother had been sitting in a chair crying from headache pain.

If someone, sister or otherwise, wakes me up and tells me that I need to drive to my mother's house because she is so very sick -- well, it better be a hell of a LOT worse than a fucking headache. Also, wouldn't the first question out of your mouth (upon being woken up by your own sister) be, "why the fuck aren't you there? she's your mom too bitch."

My mother has always believed in the healing power of Jesus as I do.
I don't remember ever seeing my mother cry, but she was today.

Your mother is full of shit. If she was a True Christian™ and really believed in the healing power of Jesus, she wouldn't have needed you there would she? Nope. She was probably crying because she couldn't tap into the magical healing power of her chosen deity.

She said the pain was terrible, so I put my hand on her forehead & prayed for her complete healing.

Thank god you and jesus are so tight, otherwise your mom would've had to go and take some god damn Tylenol.

Within a couple of minutes she was healed. The prayer of faith will save the sick & the Lord will raise them up. AMEN.

Oh, wait, your mom did take some Tylenol before you even left your house ... ta dah - headache over!
Well you asshat, I guess you can still say that your god gave you the common sense to take some fucking aspirin. Thank you medical science.