RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
August 31, 2012 at 9:40 pm
(This post was last modified: August 31, 2012 at 9:44 pm by Napoléon.)
(August 31, 2012 at 9:18 pm)Gambit Wrote: Harry Potter - all the movies
Those movies should have shown how full of dick that series of books is, but they didn't. They left out loads of stuff that illustrated how much literary vomit J. K. Rowling spewed onto the flesh of murdered trees. My daughter had read the entire series before she turned six, and now she doesn't read at all. She just sits in a corner rocking back and forth, asking "Why daddy? Why did you let me read those awful books? Literature is dead to me now. From this day forth I will only read the Daily Mail and watch Fox News."
Damn straight! She's got to be the most over-rated author of the most over-rated book series in history!
She basically started off writing about some kid who went to a wizard school, not thinking about the ending, realised "shit this might actually be popular, better think of a way to end it", then proceeded to make the next however many years of his school life the most scatter-brain, pointless, unoriginal tripe ever written. The films wouldn't be half bad if the plot was actually anything but ill thought out bollocks.
