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"We choose to masturbate, not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 14, 2012 at 5:50 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Rayaan - December 14, 2012 at 6:28 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Something completely different - December 14, 2012 at 7:08 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - December 14, 2012 at 7:29 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Something completely different - December 14, 2012 at 7:38 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - December 18, 2012 at 8:31 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Rayaan - December 14, 2012 at 4:19 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 14, 2012 at 9:55 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 14, 2012 at 10:46 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 15, 2012 at 10:16 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Jackalope - December 16, 2012 at 12:53 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 16, 2012 at 1:06 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - December 16, 2012 at 1:33 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Something completely different - December 16, 2012 at 3:14 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 16, 2012 at 9:54 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Dee Dee Ramone - December 16, 2012 at 10:03 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 16, 2012 at 10:08 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Something completely different - December 16, 2012 at 10:06 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 16, 2012 at 10:32 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - December 16, 2012 at 11:04 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Something completely different - December 18, 2012 at 7:27 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 18, 2012 at 9:19 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 18, 2012 at 11:47 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 19, 2012 at 5:37 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 20, 2012 at 1:01 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 20, 2012 at 1:55 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Jackalope - December 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - December 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 20, 2012 at 3:38 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - December 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 20, 2012 at 6:46 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 22, 2012 at 8:04 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - December 30, 2012 at 8:13 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Rayaan - December 23, 2012 at 4:51 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 23, 2012 at 8:27 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 23, 2012 at 11:29 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 23, 2012 at 11:37 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 24, 2012 at 7:11 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - December 29, 2012 at 11:42 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - December 29, 2012 at 4:03 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Rayaan - January 2, 2013 at 8:32 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - January 2, 2013 at 8:39 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - January 2, 2013 at 9:25 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 2, 2013 at 9:46 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - January 2, 2013 at 10:25 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 3, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 5, 2013 at 11:44 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - January 5, 2013 at 1:18 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 11, 2013 at 11:52 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - January 12, 2013 at 12:02 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 12, 2013 at 12:04 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 12, 2013 at 12:34 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 13, 2013 at 12:38 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - January 13, 2013 at 1:10 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 13, 2013 at 12:44 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - January 13, 2013 at 2:15 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by The Grand Nudger - January 14, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - January 15, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - January 18, 2013 at 9:35 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 17, 2013 at 6:50 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 21, 2013 at 9:41 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - January 21, 2013 at 10:11 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 24, 2013 at 9:58 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by chrisbeach - January 25, 2013 at 9:48 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - January 25, 2013 at 10:20 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - January 29, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - February 1, 2013 at 11:36 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Rayaan - February 1, 2013 at 11:45 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - February 4, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - February 4, 2013 at 8:59 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 5, 2013 at 4:01 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 7, 2013 at 12:59 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - February 7, 2013 at 2:14 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 11, 2013 at 8:20 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 13, 2013 at 10:18 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - February 13, 2013 at 11:15 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 17, 2013 at 9:05 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 18, 2013 at 2:20 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 20, 2013 at 6:57 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Something completely different - February 20, 2013 at 7:53 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 25, 2013 at 11:56 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 26, 2013 at 4:37 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - February 26, 2013 at 8:25 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 26, 2013 at 11:51 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 27, 2013 at 9:10 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - February 27, 2013 at 9:43 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - March 3, 2013 at 3:28 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - March 8, 2013 at 12:52 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - March 8, 2013 at 1:16 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - March 8, 2013 at 11:18 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - March 16, 2013 at 9:41 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - March 18, 2013 at 4:49 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - March 16, 2013 at 11:28 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Foxaèr - March 17, 2013 at 5:16 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - March 17, 2013 at 5:49 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Autumnlicious - March 18, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Adberd - March 19, 2013 at 2:20 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - March 19, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - March 19, 2013 at 8:16 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - March 19, 2013 at 8:57 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - March 20, 2013 at 7:14 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - March 20, 2013 at 8:34 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - March 23, 2013 at 1:06 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - March 23, 2013 at 2:08 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - March 24, 2013 at 11:06 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - March 25, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Foxaèr - March 30, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - April 2, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by The Grand Nudger - April 2, 2013 at 2:49 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - April 2, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - April 2, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - April 7, 2013 at 12:16 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - April 7, 2013 at 12:30 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - April 7, 2013 at 12:32 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - April 10, 2013 at 12:58 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - April 10, 2013 at 8:13 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - April 12, 2013 at 8:32 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - May 1, 2013 at 2:59 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - May 4, 2013 at 9:52 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - May 6, 2013 at 8:06 am
RE: Daily quotes - by pocaracas - May 8, 2013 at 6:34 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - May 9, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Rayaan - May 14, 2013 at 7:15 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - May 14, 2013 at 7:25 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Rayaan - May 17, 2013 at 9:32 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - May 18, 2013 at 2:05 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Rayaan - May 20, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - May 14, 2013 at 8:48 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - May 15, 2013 at 1:02 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - May 17, 2013 at 6:46 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - May 17, 2013 at 8:50 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by starchild - May 17, 2013 at 10:31 pm
Re: Daily quotes - by NoraBrimstone - May 18, 2013 at 6:39 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - May 20, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - May 23, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - May 23, 2013 at 12:35 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Sal - May 23, 2013 at 11:05 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - June 4, 2013 at 6:45 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - June 6, 2013 at 9:34 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - July 17, 2013 at 12:06 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - July 17, 2013 at 12:48 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - July 18, 2013 at 9:19 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Walking Void - July 18, 2013 at 10:11 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - July 20, 2013 at 4:37 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - July 20, 2013 at 5:46 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - July 30, 2013 at 4:39 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Foxaèr - August 16, 2013 at 6:24 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - August 24, 2013 at 5:50 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Walking Void - August 24, 2013 at 2:16 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - August 25, 2013 at 6:37 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Jackalope - August 27, 2013 at 2:43 pm
Re: Daily quotes - by NoraBrimstone - August 27, 2013 at 5:39 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - August 28, 2013 at 1:55 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Jackalope - August 28, 2013 at 4:06 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by wwjs - August 28, 2013 at 6:30 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - August 28, 2013 at 6:41 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by wwjs - August 28, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Walking Void - August 28, 2013 at 8:18 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - August 29, 2013 at 1:31 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Foxaèr - August 29, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - September 7, 2013 at 9:37 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - September 10, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by FlyingNarwhal - September 11, 2013 at 2:28 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - September 11, 2013 at 3:05 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - September 14, 2013 at 10:00 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Jackalope - September 14, 2013 at 11:12 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - September 14, 2013 at 11:37 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - September 20, 2013 at 4:22 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - September 20, 2013 at 7:07 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - September 20, 2013 at 7:17 am
RE: Daily quotes - by John V - September 20, 2013 at 4:09 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - September 22, 2013 at 12:26 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - September 28, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - September 28, 2013 at 3:34 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Minimalist - September 28, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by pocaracas - September 28, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by *Deidre* - September 28, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - September 28, 2013 at 8:31 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - October 2, 2013 at 2:21 am
RE: Daily quotes - by max-greece - October 2, 2013 at 2:32 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - October 2, 2013 at 9:03 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - October 4, 2013 at 5:07 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - October 4, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - October 4, 2013 at 9:06 am
RE: Daily quotes - by CharlotteHaley - October 7, 2013 at 12:33 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - October 7, 2013 at 12:40 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by max-greece - October 7, 2013 at 12:41 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - October 7, 2013 at 5:51 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - November 15, 2013 at 4:37 am
RE: Daily quotes - by *Deidre* - November 15, 2013 at 8:53 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - January 24, 2014 at 9:46 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Walking Void - November 15, 2013 at 4:06 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - November 16, 2013 at 2:18 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Polaris - November 16, 2013 at 8:29 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - December 16, 2013 at 1:38 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Clueless Morgan - December 16, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - December 24, 2013 at 4:12 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - January 8, 2014 at 7:19 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - January 23, 2014 at 11:04 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by BrokenQuill92 - January 23, 2014 at 11:05 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by c172 - January 23, 2014 at 11:09 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 28, 2014 at 4:39 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Brian37 - January 30, 2014 at 8:53 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Jacob(smooth) - January 28, 2014 at 4:40 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 28, 2014 at 10:48 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by EgoRaptor - January 28, 2014 at 11:50 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - January 30, 2014 at 2:44 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - January 30, 2014 at 3:13 am
RE: Daily quotes - by BrokenQuill92 - January 30, 2014 at 3:26 am
RE: Daily quotes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 30, 2014 at 7:29 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by StuW - January 30, 2014 at 7:35 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 31, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by EgoRaptor - February 13, 2014 at 10:18 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Whateverist - February 13, 2014 at 11:51 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Darkstar - February 14, 2014 at 1:41 am
RE: Daily quotes - by EgoRaptor - February 14, 2014 at 8:53 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Rahul - February 14, 2014 at 9:05 am
RE: Daily quotes - by A Theist - February 14, 2014 at 10:58 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 16, 2014 at 8:39 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - February 17, 2014 at 9:44 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 22, 2014 at 12:41 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - February 23, 2014 at 2:22 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - May 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Mister Agenda - May 23, 2014 at 2:46 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Creed of Heresy - June 1, 2014 at 7:53 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - June 22, 2014 at 2:28 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - March 4, 2015 at 3:01 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - June 24, 2015 at 3:52 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 24, 2015 at 5:04 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - December 6, 2016 at 6:24 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - April 29, 2017 at 4:58 am
RE: Daily quotes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 29, 2017 at 6:03 am
RE: Daily quotes - by Angrboda - February 26, 2018 at 7:49 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Jackalope - February 26, 2018 at 8:23 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 26, 2018 at 8:24 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Cyberman - February 26, 2018 at 8:56 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Antares - February 26, 2018 at 10:39 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by The Valkyrie - February 26, 2018 at 10:46 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by Fireball - February 26, 2018 at 10:57 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by The Valkyrie - February 26, 2018 at 11:00 pm
RE: Daily quotes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 27, 2018 at 4:58 am
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