Well, there was that bit about JC riding on a donkey and an ass at the same time. Maybe he had the one stacked on top of the other and rode on top. Presumably while juggling flaming torches and spinning hoops on his feet.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'