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Will Jesus return on a white horse?
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
December 31, 2012 at 11:07 am (This post was last modified: December 31, 2012 at 11:07 am by Faith No More.)
You think Jesus would need help getting laid? I you guarantee you that the son of god could get all the tail he wants.
(December 30, 2012 at 10:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, there was that bit about JC riding on a donkey and an ass at the same time. Maybe he had the one stacked on top of the other and rode on top. Presumably while juggling flaming torches and spinning hoops on his feet.

That's a mistranslation. It is supposed to say that an ass is riding a donkey.
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Will Jesus return on a white horse?

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Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - December 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 30, 2012 at 4:21 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Drich - December 30, 2012 at 6:37 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cyberman - December 30, 2012 at 9:52 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by CapnAwesome - December 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 30, 2012 at 7:38 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Napoléon - December 30, 2012 at 9:44 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Nine - December 30, 2012 at 9:45 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 30, 2012 at 10:19 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by frankiej - December 30, 2012 at 10:21 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cyberman - December 30, 2012 at 10:43 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 30, 2012 at 11:18 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - December 31, 2012 at 12:57 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cato - December 31, 2012 at 2:48 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - December 31, 2012 at 3:19 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - December 31, 2012 at 1:59 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 3:40 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - December 31, 2012 at 8:27 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by genkaus - December 31, 2012 at 3:43 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - December 31, 2012 at 4:04 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cato - December 31, 2012 at 4:40 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 4:54 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Welsh cake - December 31, 2012 at 6:13 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Faith No More - December 31, 2012 at 11:07 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 11:12 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 12:13 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 12:31 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 12:56 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Darwinian - December 31, 2012 at 1:01 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 1:19 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Darwinian - December 31, 2012 at 1:52 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 3:03 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 5:09 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 5:51 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 6:34 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 8:00 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Annik - December 31, 2012 at 9:00 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 11:03 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 1, 2013 at 5:11 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 5:37 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 1, 2013 at 5:51 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 6:17 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 1, 2013 at 6:52 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 8:52 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 10:07 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 1, 2013 at 10:15 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - January 1, 2013 at 7:37 am
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