See, this is why domestic abusers prefer guns to ceramic squirrels. Ceramic squirrels just don't get the job done!
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/2431384...-squirrell
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/2431384...-squirrell
Quote:NORTH CHARLESTON, SC (WCSC) -
A 41-year-old man was left bloodied early Christmas morning after his spouse attacked and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel for not bringing home beer, according to an incident report.