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Come and get served by The Serveant!

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Come and get served by The Serveant!
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Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 12, 2013 at 7:47 pm
I, the highest power of this plane, have taken pity upon the independant insects skittering about in their colonies beneath me. They have needs what are not met, they have wants what they can't get, the have hemorrhoids and shoddy cement! But today, these worthless creatures, regardless of their bent: will receive whatever blessing which they would be sent!

I am, today, your servant... anything you want, you come to me, and you get it good. Get it right, get it wrapped tight, get it tonight, and celebrate through morning light... I'm doing this for you.

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Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Come and get served by The Serveant!

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Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 12, 2013 at 7:47 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by catfish - May 12, 2013 at 8:00 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 12, 2013 at 8:26 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Darkstar - May 12, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 12, 2013 at 11:25 pm
Re: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by frz - May 12, 2013 at 10:36 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 13, 2013 at 4:02 am
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Gearbreak - May 14, 2013 at 12:02 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 14, 2013 at 11:04 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Tonus - May 15, 2013 at 8:32 am
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 15, 2013 at 2:40 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Gearbreak - May 12, 2013 at 11:50 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 12, 2013 at 11:56 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by catfish - May 12, 2013 at 11:57 pm
Re: RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by frz - May 13, 2013 at 9:38 am
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 13, 2013 at 12:49 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 13, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 13, 2013 at 2:24 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 13, 2013 at 1:22 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Kayenneh - May 13, 2013 at 3:50 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 13, 2013 at 5:37 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 14, 2013 at 3:33 am
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 13, 2013 at 7:55 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Tonus - May 14, 2013 at 12:33 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Jackalope - May 14, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Tonus - May 15, 2013 at 3:23 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 15, 2013 at 3:50 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Tonus - May 15, 2013 at 3:54 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 15, 2013 at 4:46 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Kayenneh - May 15, 2013 at 4:59 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 15, 2013 at 11:03 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 17, 2013 at 1:49 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 18, 2013 at 9:38 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 18, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 19, 2013 at 1:52 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - May 20, 2013 at 12:51 am
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - May 22, 2013 at 1:46 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - June 2, 2013 at 4:32 am
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - June 2, 2013 at 4:33 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - June 2, 2013 at 5:02 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - June 2, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Tonus - June 3, 2013 at 10:39 am
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - June 2, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - June 2, 2013 at 5:58 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - June 2, 2013 at 6:05 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - June 2, 2013 at 6:33 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - June 2, 2013 at 7:05 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - June 3, 2013 at 2:26 am
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - June 3, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - June 3, 2013 at 5:47 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - June 3, 2013 at 6:55 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Tonus - June 3, 2013 at 7:11 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - June 4, 2013 at 3:43 am
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Tonus - June 4, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Violet - June 4, 2013 at 2:28 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Mystical - June 3, 2013 at 8:07 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Tonus - June 3, 2013 at 9:01 pm
RE: Come and get served by The Serveant! - by Tonus - June 4, 2013 at 7:23 pm

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