(October 24, 2021 at 6:34 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: And my choices for horrible horror movies for next week's Deep Hurting Project:
- Alice in Murderland, wherein someone decides to make a slasher movie based on Alice in Wonderland, but still has it take place in a warehouse Sorority House.
- Ants on a Plane, wherein Lifetime decides to make a Snakes on a Plane mockbuster.
- Arachnicide, wherein a drug cartel gets revenge on the military and spiders are apparently involved.
- Bear, wherein a bunch of idiots are menaced by a psychic bear.
- Blood Orgy of the She Devils, wherein there is no blood orgy.
- Creepozoids, wherein the man behind Santa's Summer House and A Talking Cat?!? brings us an Alien ripoff.
- Curse of Pirate Death, wherein a really unimaginatively named pirate becomes a slasher villain.
- Hobgoblins, wherein we have another movie that even MST3K couldn't make watchable.
- I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu, wherein we have a sequel that takes place either 20 or 40 years after the original (the movie can't decide
- Monster, wherein the Asylum decides to make an even lazier mockbuster of Cloverfield than usual.
- Raiders of the Lost Shark, wherein a flying shark just keeps eating people for some reason.
- The Ripper, wherein either a college professor turns out to be Jack the Ripper, or it's just 90 minutes of talking about Jack the Ripper and Vincent Price movies.
- Shark Exorcist, wherein it turns out that there's a filmmaker dumb enough to make a shark movie in landlocked Nashville.
- Snakes on a Train, wherein there's another Snakes on a Plane mockbuster, but it's the Asylum making it this time.
- The Source, wherein the Asylum takes nine days to rip off The Craft.
Some time ago, I watched a film that I thought could feature in your project. It's from the 80's and I remembered watching it when I was a kid and thinking it was decent... turns out it's not really.
Anywhoo, it's called Cherry 2000. Have you seen it?