Atheist or really Agnostic

[Esquilax]

The Holy Bible is true. There is no mention of Santa.
So Santa does not exist.

Oh, that's good then, because the holy bible also has no mention of you personally either, and I was getting rather tired of your shtick. It's a relief that you don't exist, by your own logic. Well, by someone's logic, anyway. People that don't exist can't have logic.

Which every grown up already knows because they actually play the part.

Yes, just like satan is playing the part of your god in the holy text he's successfully tricked you into worshiping, rather than the real god. So you see, you're just making the real god madder and madder by worshiping the devil like you do.

You should stop that, satanist.

Your analogy shows no basis of logic at all.

I genuinely hope you aren't a poe, because this is the level of fish-in-a-barrel thinking that could amuse me for weeks.

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Again a bad analogy.

We can actually see and touch a 747.

We can only see fake Santas.

Can we see your god?