Hmm; turns out that the closest to me is Nap, about an hour up the M6 in Derby, apparently somewhere between a takeaway called Nads and "the highest paying slots in town".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'