RE: joke time
August 30, 2015 at 1:26 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2015 at 1:29 pm by Rhondazvous.)
A girl l buys a parrot and asks the salesman if he can talk.
Salesman: Oh yea. He’s a riot.
So the girl takes the parrot to a dance club on a Saturday night. When the music starts, the parrot starts squawking.
Parrot: Look the roof is on fire. Burn motherfucker! Burn!
The whole club just rolls with laughter. The next day the girl takes the parrot to church. To her mortification when the music starts the parrot starts squawking.
Parrot: Look the roof is on fire. Burn motherfucker! Burn!
Girl: Shh, parrot. Not here.
Parrot: Why not? These are the same motherfuckers who were at the club last night.
Salesman: Oh yea. He’s a riot.
So the girl takes the parrot to a dance club on a Saturday night. When the music starts, the parrot starts squawking.
Parrot: Look the roof is on fire. Burn motherfucker! Burn!
The whole club just rolls with laughter. The next day the girl takes the parrot to church. To her mortification when the music starts the parrot starts squawking.
Parrot: Look the roof is on fire. Burn motherfucker! Burn!
Girl: Shh, parrot. Not here.
Parrot: Why not? These are the same motherfuckers who were at the club last night.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.