A squirrel is sitting on a branch, high up in a tall tree, just gazing out and enjoying the sunshine.
He hears a rustling below him; looking down, he sees a cow climbing the tree. The cow climbs higher and higher and then clambers out onto the branch, then sits down beside the squirrel.
"Morning!" says the cow. The squirrel cranes his neck. "Er... hello," he says, uncertainly. "Erm... forgive my asking," he says, "but what brings you all the way up here?"
"Me?" says the cow, "Oh, I've just come up here to eat some apples."
"Oh," says the squirrel. "You, er... you do know this is an oak tree?"
"It's ok," says the cow, "I brought my own apples."
He hears a rustling below him; looking down, he sees a cow climbing the tree. The cow climbs higher and higher and then clambers out onto the branch, then sits down beside the squirrel.
"Morning!" says the cow. The squirrel cranes his neck. "Er... hello," he says, uncertainly. "Erm... forgive my asking," he says, "but what brings you all the way up here?"
"Me?" says the cow, "Oh, I've just come up here to eat some apples."
"Oh," says the squirrel. "You, er... you do know this is an oak tree?"
"It's ok," says the cow, "I brought my own apples."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'