A man was at a bar at closing time when the bartender told him he had to leave. So the man slipped off the bar stool and fell flat on his face. Then he pulled himself up on the stool, stepped out and fell flat on his face again. So he decided to crawl home. When he got to his porch, he pulled himself up on the door stoop, stepped out and again fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl up to his room. When he got there, he pulled himself up on his bed and fell flat on it. Since he had planned to go to bed anyway, he decided to just stay there all night. In the morning his wife shook him awake.
Wife: Been out drinking again, I see.
Man: Why dear, whatever makes you say that?
Wife: The bartender called. You left your wheelchair at the pub again.
Wife: Been out drinking again, I see.
Man: Why dear, whatever makes you say that?
Wife: The bartender called. You left your wheelchair at the pub again.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.