Iggy, you remind me of this one:
An old woman was arrested for stealing a can of peaches. Her husband goes with her to court.
Judge: Why did you steal the peaches?
Woman: Because I was hungry.
Judge: How many peaches were in the can?
Woman: 8.
Judge: Then I sentence you to 8 days in jail.
Husband: Your honor, can I say something.
Judge: What is it?
Husband: She also stole a can of peas.
An old woman was arrested for stealing a can of peaches. Her husband goes with her to court.
Judge: Why did you steal the peaches?
Woman: Because I was hungry.
Judge: How many peaches were in the can?
Woman: 8.
Judge: Then I sentence you to 8 days in jail.
Husband: Your honor, can I say something.
Judge: What is it?
Husband: She also stole a can of peas.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.