Three nuns walking down the street.
The first nun says, "Did you see that condom on father's desk?".
The second nun says, "Yeah. And I poked a bunch of holes in it.".
The third nun fainted.
The first nun says, "Did you see that condom on father's desk?".
The second nun says, "Yeah. And I poked a bunch of holes in it.".
The third nun fainted.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy