Hey Rocket, have you heard this one.
3 couples are standing before the pearly gates. Saint Peter is looking through the records of the first man.
Saint Peter: You lived a pretty good life… But oh dear, it says here you loved money so much you refused to get married until you met a woman named Penny. I can’t let you in Heaven with a vice like that.
So the first couple walks away. Then Saint Peter opens the books for the second man.
Saint Peter: You lived an exemplary life. Never cheated on your wife. Gave annually to charity, went out of your way to help people who could in n wise pay you back…But alas, it says here you loved drink so much you refused to get married until you met a woman named Sherry. That one sin is going to cost you.
While the second couple slinked away, the third man turned to his wife and said “Come on, Fanny, let’s go.”
3 couples are standing before the pearly gates. Saint Peter is looking through the records of the first man.
Saint Peter: You lived a pretty good life… But oh dear, it says here you loved money so much you refused to get married until you met a woman named Penny. I can’t let you in Heaven with a vice like that.
So the first couple walks away. Then Saint Peter opens the books for the second man.
Saint Peter: You lived an exemplary life. Never cheated on your wife. Gave annually to charity, went out of your way to help people who could in n wise pay you back…But alas, it says here you loved drink so much you refused to get married until you met a woman named Sherry. That one sin is going to cost you.
While the second couple slinked away, the third man turned to his wife and said “Come on, Fanny, let’s go.”
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.