Reminds me of this one (I think I've posted it before, but I'll be buggered if I'll scroll back to check):
Three nuns arrive at the Gates, and Peter explains the situation.
'Sisters,' he tells them, 'you've all led exemplary lives and are deserving of your eternal reward. However, we're having a bit of trouble with the accommodations, so you'll each need to answer a Bible question before I can let you in.' The nuns agree that this sounds a fair deal, so Peter turns to the first nun and asks, 'Who was the first man?'. Without a moment's hesitation, the nun answers, 'Adam,' and is admitted to Heaven.
Peter turns to the second nun and asks, 'Who was the first woman?' and nun immediately pipes up, 'Eve!' and Peter ushers her through the Gates.
He then turns to the third nun and asks, 'What was the first thing that the first woman said to the first man?'
The nun has a good, long think and says, 'Gosh, that's a hard one.'
She got in.
Boru
Three nuns arrive at the Gates, and Peter explains the situation.
'Sisters,' he tells them, 'you've all led exemplary lives and are deserving of your eternal reward. However, we're having a bit of trouble with the accommodations, so you'll each need to answer a Bible question before I can let you in.' The nuns agree that this sounds a fair deal, so Peter turns to the first nun and asks, 'Who was the first man?'. Without a moment's hesitation, the nun answers, 'Adam,' and is admitted to Heaven.
Peter turns to the second nun and asks, 'Who was the first woman?' and nun immediately pipes up, 'Eve!' and Peter ushers her through the Gates.
He then turns to the third nun and asks, 'What was the first thing that the first woman said to the first man?'
The nun has a good, long think and says, 'Gosh, that's a hard one.'
She got in.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson