I chatted up this bird in the pub and ended up walking her home. We got to her door and I said, "Well, are you going to invite me in for a fuck?"
She said, "Sorry love, it's the wrong time of the month for that. But you can come in for a drink if you want."
I said, "What am I, a fucking vampire?"
She said, "Sorry love, it's the wrong time of the month for that. But you can come in for a drink if you want."
I said, "What am I, a fucking vampire?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'