Joe lost his job.
Joe: Please God, I’ve lost my job. Let me win the lottery or I’m going to lose my car.
But when the number came in somebody else had won. So Joe got back on his knees.
Joe: God please. I’ve lost my job and my car. Let me win the lottery or I’m going to lose my house.
Again the numbers came in and Joe didn’t have it.
Desperate Joe lit a candle, genuflected, tithed 40% at churched, dedicated his only daughter to life-long choir duty and sacrificed 3 Butterball turkeys on an altar. All to no avail.
Joe: God, I’ve lost my job, my car, my house and my family is starving. Don’t you care? I’m a good Christian. What do I have to do to get an answer from you? I might as well be an atheist for all the good praying to you does. Why can’t you see what’s happening in my life?
Suddenly, the clouds opened up and a voice boomed down from Heaven.
God: Hey Joe, meet me half-way, will ya. Buy a ticket.
I will give one rep each to the first three people who can give me the best rendition of a classic Minimalist response to this level of idiocy. One a piece and no repeats.
Joe: Please God, I’ve lost my job. Let me win the lottery or I’m going to lose my car.
But when the number came in somebody else had won. So Joe got back on his knees.
Joe: God please. I’ve lost my job and my car. Let me win the lottery or I’m going to lose my house.
Again the numbers came in and Joe didn’t have it.
Desperate Joe lit a candle, genuflected, tithed 40% at churched, dedicated his only daughter to life-long choir duty and sacrificed 3 Butterball turkeys on an altar. All to no avail.
Joe: God, I’ve lost my job, my car, my house and my family is starving. Don’t you care? I’m a good Christian. What do I have to do to get an answer from you? I might as well be an atheist for all the good praying to you does. Why can’t you see what’s happening in my life?
Suddenly, the clouds opened up and a voice boomed down from Heaven.
God: Hey Joe, meet me half-way, will ya. Buy a ticket.
I will give one rep each to the first three people who can give me the best rendition of a classic Minimalist response to this level of idiocy. One a piece and no repeats.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.