(September 23, 2015 at 7:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: One of these days I'm going to write on a huge cement block, "by accepting this brick through your window, you accept it as is and agree to my disclaimer of all warranties, express or implied, as well as disclaimers of all liability, direct, indirect, consequential or incidental, that may arise from the installation of this brick into your building," and then hurl it through the window of Microsoft's main offices.
Bill Gates died and was standing before the pearly gates.
St. Peter: I don’t know what to do about you, Bill. You benefited the whole world. Putting a personal computer into almost every home. But you invented that ghastly Windows 8. Tell you what. I’m going to do what I’ve never done. I’m going to let you decide if you want to go to heaven or hell.
Bill: What’s the difference?
So St. Peter took him down to hell. There were sandy white beaches, clear water, azure skies and beautiful women in bikinis and thongs. Then they went up to heaven where there were angels floating around on clouds playing harps.
Bill: This is nice but not as exciting as hell.
So Bill Gates went to hell. After a couple of weeks St. Peter went to check on him. There was Bill chained to the wall of a cave with demons poking him with pitchforks and burning fires licking his knees.
Bill: Hey Pete, what is this? This is not the hell you showed me. Where are the beautiful women and sandy white beaches?
St. Peter: Oh that was just the demo. The released version still has a few bugs in it.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.