I got invited to a party and was
told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard
and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Rick
woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. ...That's
when he realized he had made it home safely.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from
the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD40.
After both suffering from depression for a while,
me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But
strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to
feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, ...soldier on!"
told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard
and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Rick
woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. ...That's
when he realized he had made it home safely.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from
the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD40.
After both suffering from depression for a while,
me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But
strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to
feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, ...soldier on!"