RE: joke time
September 27, 2015 at 9:26 pm
(This post was last modified: September 27, 2015 at 10:08 pm by Cyberman.)
There was an American tourist on the train today, being uncharacteristically loudmouthed and disparaging. Everything we passed he sneered at for being too small, too old-fashioned or pathetically quaint.
We went past a large country manor in its own grounds and he laughed mockingly. "Call that a house?" he sneered, "Why, my country's filled with places like that!"
At which point I couldn't resist leaning across and saying, "I don't doubt it. That's a mental hospital."
The whole carriage applauded.
We went past a large country manor in its own grounds and he laughed mockingly. "Call that a house?" he sneered, "Why, my country's filled with places like that!"
At which point I couldn't resist leaning across and saying, "I don't doubt it. That's a mental hospital."
The whole carriage applauded.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'