A couple was visiting in Russia when they became disoriented. They stopped to ask directions from a guard.
"which way is the Kremlin?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Do you speak any English?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Est-ce que tu parles français?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Sprechen Sie deutsch?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Parli italiano?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Well I guess we aren't getting anywhere like this" "Let's head that way and maybe we can find someone else"
As the couple left, one guard looked at the other and said, "Maybe we should learn a couple of languages to deal with these tourists.".
The other guard says, "They knew four and look what good it did them."
"which way is the Kremlin?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Do you speak any English?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Est-ce que tu parles français?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Sprechen Sie deutsch?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Parli italiano?"
"Я не понимаю"
"Well I guess we aren't getting anywhere like this" "Let's head that way and maybe we can find someone else"
As the couple left, one guard looked at the other and said, "Maybe we should learn a couple of languages to deal with these tourists.".
The other guard says, "They knew four and look what good it did them."
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy