'If you can arrange it so, never EVER die in Ireland. They'll give you a wake; food, music, drink, dancing. The best hooley of your whole wretched life, the absolute best day you'll ever have and you'll miss it. What's more, you paid for the bloody thing and you can't join in.' Dave Allen
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson