RE: joke time
September 30, 2015 at 10:07 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 11:18 pm by IATIA.)
Little Johnny comes home from school.
"Hey, son. How was school today"
"It wasn't bad. We learned a few things today, but I got confused with theory and reality. Do you think you could help me out Dad?"
"Sure son. Go upstairs and ask your sister if she would fuck anyone anywhere anytime for ten thousand dollars."
So little Johnny goes upstairs. "Hey sis. Would you fuck anyone anywhere anytime for ten thousand dollars?"
"Hell yeah!"
Little Johnny ran back downstairs to Daddy.
"Well,what did she say?"
"She said, "Hell yeah!"."
"No surprise there. Now go ask your Mom."
Little Johnny runs to the kitchen. "Mom, would you fuck anyone anywhere anytime for ten thousand dollars?"
Mom thinks for a moment. "Yeah. I'd do it."
Little Johnny runs back to Dad.
"Wha'd your Mom say?"
"She said she'd do it."
"Hmmm. Not really unexpected, I guess."
"So Dad, what does this have to do with theory and reality?"
"Well you see son, in theory we are twenty thousand dollars richer, but in reality, we live with a couple of two-bit whores."
"Hey, son. How was school today"
"It wasn't bad. We learned a few things today, but I got confused with theory and reality. Do you think you could help me out Dad?"
"Sure son. Go upstairs and ask your sister if she would fuck anyone anywhere anytime for ten thousand dollars."
So little Johnny goes upstairs. "Hey sis. Would you fuck anyone anywhere anytime for ten thousand dollars?"
"Hell yeah!"
Little Johnny ran back downstairs to Daddy.
"Well,what did she say?"
"She said, "Hell yeah!"."
"No surprise there. Now go ask your Mom."
Little Johnny runs to the kitchen. "Mom, would you fuck anyone anywhere anytime for ten thousand dollars?"
Mom thinks for a moment. "Yeah. I'd do it."
Little Johnny runs back to Dad.
"Wha'd your Mom say?"
"She said she'd do it."
"Hmmm. Not really unexpected, I guess."
"So Dad, what does this have to do with theory and reality?"
"Well you see son, in theory we are twenty thousand dollars richer, but in reality, we live with a couple of two-bit whores."
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy