A guy walks up to the bar, gets the bartender's attention and says "I'll bet you $50 I can stand up here on the end of the bar and piss in a shot class at the other end without spilling a drop."
The bartender, thinking this would be an easy $50 took him up on it.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood at the end, took careful aim and pissed all over the bar.
Good naturedly, he paid the bartender his $50 and returned to his table.
After sitting down, he turned to his friend and said "Pay up that $100. I told you I could piss all over the bar without getting thrown out."
The bartender, thinking this would be an easy $50 took him up on it.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood at the end, took careful aim and pissed all over the bar.
Good naturedly, he paid the bartender his $50 and returned to his table.
After sitting down, he turned to his friend and said "Pay up that $100. I told you I could piss all over the bar without getting thrown out."
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.