A man was going to get married. His fiance asked him to come to her house to pick up something. But when he got there, his fiance wasn’t here. Instead, he found her sister, obviously waiting for him. My girl was dressed to thrill, in a hot pink spandex micro mine and mid-riff halter.
Sister: Hey, Bo. I’ve always thought you’re a hot number. Too bad my sis got you first. But she hasn’t got you yet. How about one last fling before you tie the knot? I’ll be right upstairs. If you want it, you’ll just have to come and get it.
Then she climbed the stairs—slowly so he wouldn’t miss anything. The man was flabbergasted. He couldn’t believe his future sister-in-law was coming on to him like this. He knew what to do. He pivoted on his heels and made a bee line straight to his car.
When he got outside, the whole family was lined up on the sidewalk, clapping and nodding their heads in approval. The father came up to the man and clasped his shoulders.
Father. Congratulations! You’ve passed our little marriage test. You’re exactly the kind of man we want to marry our daughter. Welcome to the family, son.
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the car.
Sister: Hey, Bo. I’ve always thought you’re a hot number. Too bad my sis got you first. But she hasn’t got you yet. How about one last fling before you tie the knot? I’ll be right upstairs. If you want it, you’ll just have to come and get it.
Then she climbed the stairs—slowly so he wouldn’t miss anything. The man was flabbergasted. He couldn’t believe his future sister-in-law was coming on to him like this. He knew what to do. He pivoted on his heels and made a bee line straight to his car.
When he got outside, the whole family was lined up on the sidewalk, clapping and nodding their heads in approval. The father came up to the man and clasped his shoulders.
Father. Congratulations! You’ve passed our little marriage test. You’re exactly the kind of man we want to marry our daughter. Welcome to the family, son.
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the car.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.