Three Texans went down to Mexico, got frunk and wound up in jail. They sobered up real fast when they discovered they were going to be executed in the morning. They spent all night trying to figure out what they could have done to deserve capital punishment. Sure enough in the morning they strapped the first man in the electric chair.
First man: I’m a Christian. I believe that god will save me.
When they pulled the switch, nothing happened. So they let him go, figuring god was with him. Then they strapped the second man in the electric chair.
Second man: I’m a lawyer. I believe the law of justice will protect the innocent.
But again, when they pulled the switch, nothing happened. They let him go figuring the law was on his side. Then they strapped the third man in the electric chair.
Third man: I’m a Texas Aggie electrical engineer and I’ma tell you right now, you ain’t ‘lectricutin’ nobody ‘til you hook up them two wires.
First man: I’m a Christian. I believe that god will save me.
When they pulled the switch, nothing happened. So they let him go, figuring god was with him. Then they strapped the second man in the electric chair.
Second man: I’m a lawyer. I believe the law of justice will protect the innocent.
But again, when they pulled the switch, nothing happened. They let him go figuring the law was on his side. Then they strapped the third man in the electric chair.
Third man: I’m a Texas Aggie electrical engineer and I’ma tell you right now, you ain’t ‘lectricutin’ nobody ‘til you hook up them two wires.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.