Quote:I actually like bagpipes, but only outdoors and at a distance. They do stir the blood. It's no wonder it was a military instrument.
You know why pipers traditionally walk about while they play? Trying to get away from that bloody awful racket they're making.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson