When my nephew Chris was little, he was a huge Thomas the Tank Engine fan. One time we were in our local library (and then-art gallery), which had as one exhibit a large model railway in a glass case. Chris was spellbound at seeing "Thomas", but then he pointed to the - erm - large lady attending the display and said "Look - the Fat Controller!" What made it worse/better was that he pronounced "controller" more like "totroller", which we were accustomed to; but to outsiders, it sounded like he'd just called this lady a fat troll.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'