RE: joke time
October 20, 2015 at 10:43 pm
(This post was last modified: October 20, 2015 at 10:44 pm by IATIA.)
Two old men sitting on a park bench.
The first old man leans over. "Psst. Been gettin' any on the side lately?"
The second old man says, "It's been so long since I got any, I didn't know they moved it.".
The first old man leans over. "Psst. Been gettin' any on the side lately?"
The second old man says, "It's been so long since I got any, I didn't know they moved it.".
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy