(October 22, 2015 at 8:41 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Winston Churchill was supposed to have come home drunk one night when his housekeeper met him at the door.
Housekeeper: You’re drunk.
Winston: Yes, but you’re ugly and tomorrow, I’ll be sober.
I think that was to Lady Astor who he had a hate hate relationship with. In another exchange with her she said "if she was his wife she'd put poison in his drink" to which Winston replied "if she was his wife he'd drink it"
The best exchange was between his assistant who informed him that a minister he hated had come to see him while he was in the loo. Churchill told him to tell him to come back later as "he could only deal with one shit at a time"
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.