I was in a car park while shopping the other day when I saw a dwarf carrying a tv to his car.
I asked, "Do you want help with that plasma tv?"
He replied, "Fuck off, arsehole. It's a iPad!!"
I asked, "Do you want help with that plasma tv?"
He replied, "Fuck off, arsehole. It's a iPad!!"
Dying to live, living to die.