(October 31, 2015 at 9:06 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Two jokes that I made up
This chick was so dumb she cut her finger on a razor blade trying to make split pea soup.
This lady was even dumber. She missed the six o’clock news because nobody would tell her what time it comes on.
I think I made up this joke but it is rather obvious so some other wag may have beaten me to it. It goes thusly.
"I have a bag for life, or wife as she prefers to be called"
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.