(October 31, 2015 at 11:05 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:(October 31, 2015 at 9:06 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Two jokes that I made up
This chick was so dumb she cut her finger on a razor blade trying to make split pea soup.
This lady was even dumber. She missed the six o’clock news because nobody would tell her what time it comes on.
I think I made up this joke but it is rather obvious so some other wag may have beaten me to it. It goes thusly.
"I have a bag for life, or wife as she prefers to be called"
Well you beat anybody who posts it here.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.