RE: joke time
November 5, 2015 at 5:24 am
(This post was last modified: November 5, 2015 at 5:26 am by Cyberman.)
The most disconcerting thing about owls is the way they maintain eye contact with you while they're in the microwave.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'