For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joe told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you yelling to Mom that you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I’ll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joe told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you yelling to Mom that you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I’ll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!
"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.” ~ Ambrose Bierce
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption