Three women are bowling on the green when
suddenly a bloke runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head.
As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and says,
"Well, he's certainly not my husband."
As he passes by the second woman, she also glances at his
genitalia and says, "He's not my husband either."
He then passes by the third woman, who stares carefully as
he runs by her.
"Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a club member!!!!"
suddenly a bloke runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head.
As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and says,
"Well, he's certainly not my husband."
As he passes by the second woman, she also glances at his
genitalia and says, "He's not my husband either."
He then passes by the third woman, who stares carefully as
he runs by her.
"Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a club member!!!!"
"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.” ~ Ambrose Bierce
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption