An oldie but a goodie.
Three women are sitting around discussing their husbands and the nicknames they had for them.
"I call my husband Long John, because he's got a long john!" said the first woman.
The second smiled and said, "I call my husband Big Dick, because he's got a big dick!"
Both looked expectantly at their friend.
"I call my husband Champagne!" she said.
The first woman was a little confused, "Isn't that a fancy liquor?"
"Yup!" replied the third woman, smiling.
Three women are sitting around discussing their husbands and the nicknames they had for them.
"I call my husband Long John, because he's got a long john!" said the first woman.
The second smiled and said, "I call my husband Big Dick, because he's got a big dick!"
Both looked expectantly at their friend.
"I call my husband Champagne!" she said.
The first woman was a little confused, "Isn't that a fancy liquor?"
"Yup!" replied the third woman, smiling.
Dying to live, living to die.