Li'l Johnny is late for school.
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late today ?
Johnny: Sorry Miss. My dad got burnt this morning.
Teacher: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he wasn't badly hurt.
Johnny: Well, they don't mess about at the crematorium.
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late today ?
Johnny: Sorry Miss. My dad got burnt this morning.
Teacher: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he wasn't badly hurt.
Johnny: Well, they don't mess about at the crematorium.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon